don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
Timely reminder that people are inherently good.
ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING
I love this.
when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game
says the guy named cookie
In honor of the one year anniversary of Fall Out Boy’s triumphant return from hiatus, I have compiled a Best Of from February 4th, 2013.
straight white men
When I get hit on
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it